Uncomfortable situation

Here, you know that film we saw about sex? D’you reckon that’s what they do – to get a baby?

Do what?

Making love and all that, you see it all on telly.

I expect it’s different when you’re married. I mean half the people on telly aren’t even married and they don’t have to think about having a baby because it’s just a play.

In real life it would be serious, wouldn’t it?
Sometimes you may find you get an erection during the daytime and you become very self-conscious about this uncomfortable situation. The quickest way to make it soft again is to think hard about something totally different, a lesson or a television